A classic Wal-Mart pose of the likes we have never before seen. This man deserves those cheese nips! // Trafford, PA
2 cases of Ramen...wonder where he goes to college? //Portland, OR
Are these short enough? Hell no! roll them bi*ches up some more! // Volusia, FL
My Tarot cards says she is shopping for 1. // Harrisburg, PA
Don’t worry about where the baby is. // Richmond, VA
2 mullets, 1 shot. // Simpsoville, SC
Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this. From the knock-off air jordans, to the acid wash jeans, the potbelly hanging out under the game jersey, the hospital wrist band, the half mullet…I could go on for hours about the happiness I got from catching this mythical beast on camera, but instead, as so many before me have done, I will let the picture speak my thousand words. // Location Unknown
I..ahhh...umm...ya...I. I ain’t got nothin. Speechless. // Clifton Park, NY
How cute and cuddly are those stuffed...OH MY GOD! // Bennington, VT
Buy the prepay phone and call a tailor! // Location Unknown
Kind of glad we don’t get a glimpse of the front… // Hammond, LA
Is it even legal to look this good? // Yuba City, CA
This guy was the complete package:
Faded forearm tattoos. CHECK
Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK
Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK
Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK
Pen in shirt pocket. WTF??? // Corinth , TX
Britney spears let herself go...again. // Louisville, KY
Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much. // Glendora, CA
Its like it has its own personality. // Johnson City, TN
Pimpin’ ain’t easy at the Wal-Mart. // Owensboro, KY
Seriously? // Renton, WA
Just a goat shopping at Wal-Mart...I don’t see what’s so funny // Page, AZ
What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt? // Conway, SC